The zoo(page;177)
Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task. "Go and clean out the aquarium" he was told. Arriving at the aquarium, he discovered that all the fish were dead. He rushed back to the head keeper and asked what he should do. "Throw them to the lions" said the head keeper, "the lions will eat anything". So the young keeper returned to the aquarium, picked up all the dead fish and threw them into the lion's cage. That done, he returned and asked what he should do now. He was instructed to go and clean out the ape house. Off he went and started cleaning. He was shocked to discover dead chimpanzees in the cage, and rushed back for instructions. "Dont worry" said the head keeper, "just throw them to the lions, the lions will eat anything". So the young man returns to the ape house and throws the dead animals into the lions cage. Returning again for instructions, he is told to go along and help clean up the insect house. Busy cleaning out one off the exotic hives, he notices that all the bees have died. "I know what to do", he thinks to himself "I'll throw them all to the lions, as the lions will eat anything", whereupon he brushes them all up and throws them into the lion cage. The next day, the zoo obtains a new lioness. The lioness is walking around the new cage for the first time, and starts asking the other lions what things are like here. "Hows the accommodation?", she asks. "Fine" comes the reply from one lion. "And whats the food like?" she asks. "Not bad" replies another, "yesterday, we had fish, chimps and mushy bees".
Friday, March 29, 2013
Friday, March 22, 2013
Hi guys today I will discuss about the DJ there are some interesting facts about the DJ who would I write on this blog.
1. Disc Jockey
DJ The term was first used to describe a radio announcer who will introduce and play popular gramophone records. Records in this medium, also known as the "disc" which is played by the industry-radio announcer, hence the name disc jockey and then more familiarly known as DJs or Deejays. Now due to a variety of factors, including the selected music, the audience, the performance tuning, the media used and the development of sound manipulation, have produced various DJ techniques.
2. In What Do A DJ?
Physical action rather than a DJ is to select and play sound recordings called deejaying, or DJing and scope of the play is simple perfection of a series of recordings (related pengacaraan, or putting together a playlist, to manipulate recordings, using various techniques such as audio mixing, cueing, phrasing, cutting, scratching, beatmatching, or often also referred to compose original music.
3. DJ Equipment A
The most basic equipment needed for a DJ to carry out the action consists of:
Sound recordings in a variety of mediums (such as LPs, CDs, MP3 files, etc..)
Most do not have two different kinds of equipment to playback sound recordings for the purpose of selecting and playing back recordings back and forth (like a record player, compact disc player, MP3 player)
A sound system to strengthen and increase the volume (such as a portable audio system, radio announcer)
Also supporting equipment such as a mixer is used to align two or more devices reversal. a microphone is used to amplify the human voice, and the headphones are used to listen to while playing the other players, without losing control of voice listeners heard, is very necessary. Various kinds of equipment can also be added, sampler, slipmat, and Computerized Performance Systems.
4. Where Just A DJ Work?
Night Club
Radio
Stage
5. DJ Name Brands
DJ Tiesto
Calvin Harris
Borgore
Daft Punk
Owl City
LMFAO
Deadmau5
DJ Afrojack
DJ Pauly D
Zedd
DJ White Shadow
DJ Virman (Far East Movement)
Eponk (Thirteen)
DJ DRTO
Edward Maya
Die Atzen
David Guetta
Bag Raiders
Infected Mushroom
3oh3!
Nero
Fatboy Slim
Duck Sauce
A-Trak (Duck Sauce)
Vika Jigulina
Friday, March 15, 2013
What is done by a DJ
Physical action rather than a DJ is to select and play sound recordings called deejaying, or DJing and scope of the play is simple perfection of a series of recordings (related pengacaraan, or putting together a playlist, to manipulate recordings, using various techniques such as audio mixing, cueing, phrasing, cutting, scratching and beatmatching, or often also referred to compose original music.
Equipment
The most basic equipment needed for a DJ to carry out the action consists of:
· Sound recordings in a variety of mediums (such as LPs, CDs, MP3 files, etc.
· At least two kinds of tools have to roll back (playback) sound recordings for the purpose of selecting and playing back recordings back and forth (like record players, compact disc players, mp3 players)
· A sound system (Sound System) to strengthen and increase the volume (like portable audio system, radio wave broadcaster)
Also supporting equipment such as a mixer (mixer) used to mennyelaraskan two or more playback devices. a microphone is used to amplify the human voice, and the headphones are used to listen to while playing the player to another, without losing control of voice listeners heard, is very necessary. Various kinds of equipment can also be added, including samplers, drum machines, effects processors, slipmats, and Computerized Performance Systems.
DJ techniques in
There are various techniques that can be applied by a DJ to manipulate the music that had been recorded previously. This includes mixing sound (audio mixing), cueing, slip-cueing, phrasing, cutting music (cutting), beat juggling, swipe (scratching), equating knock (beatmatching), dropping the needle (needle drops), phase shift (phase shifting) , and many more.
Saturday, March 9, 2013
Disco World's First Shark
Although we wrote Disco Sharks, this does not mean discotheque frequented by sharks who want berdugem lho.Hal distinguishing discotheque / pub from the other is the presence of wild animals species that these wild animals are caged Hiu.Para right under the feet of the visitors. Well .. For those who like clubbing, ya should visit this place.
Friday, March 1, 2013
A BEAR AND CAT
kucingpun undertakes demand high trees bear and looking for bears. This money loh suitable trees for you to learn to climb "the cat". Random wrote cing, which is important I can climb "the bear".
lau kucingpun an example to bear how to climb the tree, which is essential nail-nails strong gripping this tree you will be able to climb this tree wang "the cat".
cat theory enough now you let me climb down 'said the bear ". right down.
beruangpun immediately climbed a tree and turns so easily he could reach the top of the tree. but she was confused when she reached over to get down and say "how do I decrease cing" the bear ".
have not had time to say anything suddenly seemed figures wolf ready to devour the cat from behind a hedge shrub, kucingpun bear fled the confusion.
feel bullied cat bear was angry and said, "watch your cat, ngak I'm sorry, you'll kukoyak apart and ate shit was even going fishing. and the bear was dropped herself down while hugging a tree.
therefore until now when a cat pooping on the ground will make the hole and close it again, so as not eaten by a bear.
while bears can climb trees but when it comes down it will driven down the body down.
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